Episode 32 - Schall We Talk About Airing Dirty Laundry

This week we are airing dirty laundry!!!

You sent in your anonymous secrets, and we read them. Some were funny, some were wild, some were suspiciously specific, and one somehow led us into a possible Grandma Susie spiritual interruption.

In this episode:

Our secret Access Hollywood / Mario Lopez Saved by the Bell cheating scandal

The behind-the-scenes panic of realizing we may have shared too much before we even started recording

Your anonymous secrets about relationships, re-gifting, crushes, family secrets, snoring husbands, and one very unfortunate nickname

The return of Grandma Susie signs, including a documentary coincidence, a name coincidence, and then Mama Schall possibly confirming it without knowing

This one is messy, funny, confessional, and slightly haunted.

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Producer shout-outs: Susan Santoro, Veronica and Deanna, Tamar Fix, and Dr. Piano ManI

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Transcript

unknown 0:00

Shall we talk?

SPEAKER_03 0:01

Oh, can't you see? This is where you wanna be.

SPEAKER_05 0:06

Hi everyone, welcome back to Shaw We Talk. I'm giggling because today's episode is airing the laundry. Laundry airing dirty laundry. Like we were all gonna share our secrets. I asked you guys to write in secrets and I swore that I would not say who wrote them. Like it is so confidential, but these secrets are all coming in from you guys. I put it up on my Insta stories. I said you could write it on Instagram, you can email. Shall we talk at Gmail? It's so funny. I didn't even know you couldn't make Gmails anymore. Yeah. I didn't know that was our email.

SPEAKER_03 0:42

I I if I send out to multiple Gmails, it doesn't go through.

SPEAKER_05 0:45

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_03 0:46

Like if I send an email out to multiple Gmails? How come? I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 0:50

Okay. This is fascinating. Okay, so anyway, the reason I'm laughing is because usually before we start the episode, we'll like chit-chat for a while so that we could, you know, have some content for Patreon. And everything we were doing, we're like talking about like secrets that we could potentially talk about for the episode. But also this week, we're we're very fearful that this week's Patreon behind the scenes is all us going, well, we can't put that on Patreon, can't put that on Patreon. And right before we press record, I said to security, Oh, I have another thing. And then he just said, Nope, we're starting. I'm done. All right, anyway, if you'd like to join Patreon and not hear any of our secrets, the link is below. We do every week of behind the scenes. We have our monthly live stream on Tuesday, and then on Wednesday for our producers on Patreon, Dr. Piano and I have been working on our one-man show, and we are going to do a little behind the scenes rehearsal for producers only. So that's really exciting. Okay, so this episode, like I said, is about airing dirty secrets, and I'm going to be airing a dirty secret that security and I have been holding on to for two and a half years. There's one city, I can't remember which city it was. I don't remember either. That we told it because we were gonna do it as a bit, but we were like, no. Did it once, and then that's it. So whatever city that was knows this story. And then we will go and dive into your secrets. Okay, so the year was 2023, and I just found out I'm gonna be doing a podcast with Betches, and I brought on a publicist that was booking me on a bunch of different TV shows, news outlets, podcasts to promote this podcast. And I was so excited because she got me booked on Axis Hollywood with Mario Lopez and Kit Hoover. And I was so excited. Like I love Save by the Bell. I've seen, I truly have seen every episode. You've seen every episode. I we really are fans. That is not a lie. So I was very, very excited by getting to meet Mario Lopez. So anyway, the day before I get to speak to the producer, like for the pre-called pre-interviews. And I said to him, I said, Oh my god, I'm so excited. I'm like a huge fan. Like I've seen every episode. Again, that is true. And he's like, Really? And then I don't know why, like, I doubled down. I was like, oh my God, yes, I was obsessed with Mario Lopez. Like I had posters of him. Wait, no, I did have a poster of him. That's that poster. So that's what I was saying. Like, it's not, I did not lie. I may have exaggerated. I may have exaggerated telling him I watched, like, I still watch the show every day. You know, like I just wanted to him to like to get Mario excited that I was excited. Again, I really was a fan of the show. I really did have a poster of him in my locker. So then the next day we show up on the studio set. I'm in hair and makeup, security's with me, and the producer comes in and he's like, hey, since you're such a Mario fan, he is going to do a like quit like a pop quiz with you, like how well you know, say by the bell, you know, live on the show. And I'm like, oh my god, that's gonna be so great. I'm gonna kill it. But here's the thing, guys, I have a terrible memory. Even though I really did see every show, like you ask me something, like here, give me a quote from the show.

SPEAKER_03 4:31

Who are you calling cantaloupe, Melonhead? Okay, well, I know that one. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 4:37

Screach, right?

SPEAKER_03 4:39

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 4:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 4:40

To who?

SPEAKER_05 4:41

To either Zach or Slater.

SPEAKER_03 4:44

No.

SPEAKER_05 4:44

Oh, who?

SPEAKER_03 4:45

To Mr. Belding. What episode?

SPEAKER_05 4:47

No clue. Okay, exactly. Okay, so we just got we just proved my point that even though I know the show, I don't actually I'm not like an expert, but I had built it up like I'm an expert. That like this, you know, so while I'm in hair and makeup, I said to security, go find out the questions. We have to cheat. Security's like on it. So first, like security went, he was hoping to find the cards of the host. So he like went into Mario's dressing room, he went into Kit's dressing room, couldn't find it. Then you found the producer and asked him what the questions were. Yeah. And he gave it to you.

SPEAKER_03 5:24

Yeah, just flatten out. I was like, oh, I'm just curious.

SPEAKER_05 5:26

What are the the quotes? Yeah. So Security gets the quotes, then comes back, and then we look up the quotes like online. We we find out who said it, who they said it to, and what episode it's about, right? So then they say, Action, and and you know, Slater goes, I hear you're such a big fan. I said, I am. He goes, So we're gonna do some pop quiz with you to see how big of a fan you actually are. And he's like, All right, he says the quote, and now I know everything. So I was like, Slater said this to Zach, episode 304, season eight, blah, blah, blah. Right, I start getting a call these days. And he was like, Oh my god. And then they give the next one, and kids like, this isn't me. I look like a freaking prodigy, right? I'm like spewing it out. Can we put a clip in? Will will YouTube allow allow it?

SPEAKER_03 6:16

I think so. We'll try it.

SPEAKER_05 6:17

Okay, let's put let's put in a clip. True, you're a huge say by the bell fan. Huge. I mean, when when I first right, did I not just go thank you? I'm so excited to meet you. I mean, huge. Not only that, I was a big fan of yours over Zach. If I mean if we're getting all the things, dang, you're so sweet.

SPEAKER_00 6:33

So you're a woman of taste. Uh well, okay, evidently we're gonna read a line from the show, and you're gonna tell us which character said it then. Okay. Okay, here we go. Let's start with an easy one. I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so scared. Come on.

SPEAKER_05 6:53

I just woke up yesterday. Um, well, I'll tell you even more. The band was hot Sunday. And uh caffeine pills were and it was done by Jesse. Zach, I'm not a matador, so take the bull outside. Well, the episode. I'm pretty sure it was Belding, right? Yeah. I think the episode when Zach, there was a waiter replacing Max, and he hired him to re like be Zack's dad. Wow. And then they were in the office, and Belding says it to Zach.

SPEAKER_00 7:31

He's looking at me like I know. I have no idea.

SPEAKER_05 7:35

I believe. Guys, I asked me about U.S. history, and I know nothing. You know the important thing.

SPEAKER_00 7:42

You've got your priorities. Um, last one, dead. Jesse's gonna rip my eyes out, punch my face in, and then break up with me. It's her usual pattern.

SPEAKER_05 7:51

You that was when you had your ex-girlfriend come on. And that's when we learned your real name. Didn't I? Clifford. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 8:02

Yes, Albert Clifford. I remember that much. Wow, dang, you're good.

SPEAKER_05 8:07

I am literally my brain only holds things I don't need to know. Alright, so I'm looking like a freaking like genius the whole time. Meanwhile, security and I cheated.

SPEAKER_03 8:19

And I love even if we were like, oh, pffff, like, oh, this is easy.

SPEAKER_05 8:24

Oh, yeah, it's like, guys, challenge me a little. Okay, I thought of another secret on this note of cheating.

SPEAKER_03 8:33

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 8:34

This may not air.

SPEAKER_03 8:37

Okay. So if this just jumps into the next thing, that means we cut it.

SPEAKER_05 8:42

So anyway, we decided we can't put it in.

SPEAKER_03 8:46

Have you ever accidentally like said a secret that you weren't supposed to say?

SPEAKER_05 8:51

Oh, good question. No, here's the thing. I'm actually the perfect person to tell a secret to, and you'd be like, Yeah, right, Robin, you're such a blabber mouth. No, but I have the worst memory. If you tell me a secret by afternoon, it's already out of my head. You know that.

SPEAKER_06 9:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 9:06

You tell me something 50 times. Like I said, I'm like, we had this conversation, and security be like, I told you this yesterday. And it's not that I'm not paying attention, I just forget. So I'm actually, if you have a secret, tell me because I won't remember. Also, if you're watching on YouTube, make sure to subscribe, like, leave a nice comment. If you're listening on the podcast app or Spotify, five star, leave a nice review. All right, shall we start airing dirty laundry? All right, here we go. Dear Robin, my boyfriend thinks I wake up naturally pretty every morning. For the past two years, I've been waking up 45 minutes before him to do concealer, brush my hair, and put on lip balm before getting back into bed, pretending I just woke up like that. We're moving in together in six months, and I genuinely don't know how long I can keep this going. Oh my gosh. So I have something to say on this. I used to do this. Okay, back in the day with Hercules, I used to like wake up early, put on some concealer, some eyeliner, and then like get back into bed. And then we lived together for a couple of months, and I did not keep it up. But you know what? Now that I'm thinking about it, I used to do that with Dr. Piano Man also when we first started dating. Like he would sleep over, and like I would I would go to the bathroom, like right when I'd wake up and like I'd quickly brush my teeth, so like he thought I didn't have morning breath.

SPEAKER_03 10:28

Do you remember I dated someone but years ago?

SPEAKER_05 10:30

Oh, and she would sleep in makeup, right?

SPEAKER_03 10:33

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05 10:34

She would sleep in full face and makeup.

SPEAKER_03 10:36

Full face and makeup. And I saw one picture of her without it. I didn't even know it was her.

SPEAKER_05 10:40

Wow. You met her at the mall, right? Or she worked at the mall.

SPEAKER_03 10:45

She worked at the mall. You'll never believe what her name is. You're gonna freak out when you Susie. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 10:52

Okay, we get it.

unknown 10:53

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 10:54

We hear ya. Okay, they don't know what's happening.

SPEAKER_06 10:57

No, they didn't.

SPEAKER_05 10:58

So this morning, I was doing an Insta story telling you guys to send in your dirty secrets, and there was like this glare right over my head. It almost looked like a rainbow glare. And I said on Insta stories, I said, guys, doesn't do you see the the angel? Do you guys see the angel? One of you is like, I think it's your grandma. And then I get home after making that Insta story, and I'm watching a documentary. This character in this documentary starts singing this song that the one and only time I ever heard this song was my grandma Suzy singing it. And have you heard other people sing it? No. No, it's not a common song, it's like a very oldies song. And the character was singing that. I said, Oh my god. I said, wait, maybe that angel was grandma. Ten minutes later, in the documentary, they go, Susie's best friend was Robin. And I'm like, Susie was her name, Robin's my name. And I'm like, okay, this is kind of weird. Now, this girl that we're talking about, we haven't spoken about 20 years.

SPEAKER_03 12:02

20.

SPEAKER_05 12:03

We have no reason to talk about this girl. He she Richie and her dated for like a week.

SPEAKER_03 12:08

If that.

SPEAKER_05 12:09

And there's no reason for us to ever be talking about her. No. Except someone and her name was Suzy.

SPEAKER_02 12:16

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_05 12:16

So this and this has all happened in the last just couple of hours. Like, it's a lot of Susie coming through. Do you think she's trying to tell us something, or do you think she's just here today? I think she's just here. Oh, wait, so anyway, I was gonna say this is like totally normal. You're not gonna be able to keep it up forever, but I do think it's like okay to do in the beginning. All right. Dear Robin, I'm a teacher, and every year parents give me mugs that say best teacher ever. I secretly re-gift the same mugs to other teachers during Christmas. There's a very real chance these mugs have been circulating through the school districts for years. Robin, please don't hate me. Okay, shoot me, but I don't think there's a problem with re-gifting.

SPEAKER_03 12:57

You're gonna get some hate mail for that.

SPEAKER_05 12:59

Oh, leave it as a YouTube comment. Okay. If you get a gift that you know you're not gonna use, I think better than it just sitting in your closet or throwing out, it's better to regift it to someone you think who may like it. I think that's just making it not wasteful.

SPEAKER_03 13:19

Also, as a former teacher, yeah, this is hysterical.

SPEAKER_05 13:23

Well, because you used to get in them all the time.

SPEAKER_03 13:25

We got the mugs all the time, or gifts that were like, what are we gonna give it to another teacher?

SPEAKER_05 13:30

Yeah, I loved when you got candy as a teacher. Because then I ate it. Okay, I have a secret off of this. Someone gave me something for my birthday, and I brought it to the store and got the money for it.

SPEAKER_03 13:46

Oh, you returned it?

SPEAKER_05 13:47

Yeah, and kept the money. Well, no, sorry, not money, it was a gift card to the store.

SPEAKER_03 13:52

That's then that's okay.

SPEAKER_05 13:54

I feel like that person wouldn't mind if I told them. But like I had it already, and I was like, I don't need two of these.

SPEAKER_03 14:02

Then then you then you bring it back to the store and getting something else at the store.

SPEAKER_05 14:07

The funny thing is, if this person ever asks about that thing, I have it here, so they won't even know.

SPEAKER_03 14:12

Because I had to You have the original.

SPEAKER_05 14:15

But I I think regifting's fine. I think bringing back the store. I'm trying to think, if I give someone a gift and they re-gifted it, I wouldn't care at all. I'd be sad they didn't like it. But getting a gift card for it, oh, I'd be thrilled. Then they could get whatever they want.

SPEAKER_03 14:29

Has someone ever told you after you gave a gift they didn't like it?

SPEAKER_05 14:33

No, but I know what you're getting at. But someone did that to you.

SPEAKER_03 14:36

Yup.

SPEAKER_05 14:38

That's so mean.

SPEAKER_03 14:39

So mean.

SPEAKER_05 14:40

I remember Dr. Piano Man was giving me a gift once, and he's like, and if you don't like it, you could just tell me. And I was like, no, I would never tell someone I don't like the gift.

SPEAKER_03 14:49

Never.

SPEAKER_05 14:50

It's so mean.

SPEAKER_03 14:52

So mean.

SPEAKER_05 14:53

Like, I know people are gonna disagree, comment in the YouTube, but I I don't think honesty is always called for. If someone gives you a gift and you don't like it, I don't think you have to say. If someone's wearing an outfit and you don't like it, unless they ask, if they say like, hey, I'm gonna wear like the other day when I was wearing that red striped shirt, I asked you guys because I really wanted opinions. But for you to for someone just to message and be like, I don't like your shirt you're wearing. Oh, someone did that the other day. Actually, okay, secret. My wedding dress is off the shoulders. So just a little tidbit. It's also white. Spoiler alert. Okay, someone messages the other day because I said, Oh, what do you guys think about this red and white shirt? And someone's like, I'm just glad you're not wearing another off-the-shoulder shirt. It's like I hate those.

SPEAKER_03 15:47

Someone's not gonna like your wearing dress.

SPEAKER_05 15:51

And I was like, okay, you don't need but think about but so she she's recognizing I wear off the shoulder all the time. And she's still telling me she doesn't like off the shoulder. Oh, speaking of if you're listening, I'm wearing off the shoulder right now. Whatever. I do what I like. All right, next dirty secret. Dirty laundry.

SPEAKER_03 16:11

All the secret.

SPEAKER_05 16:12

Okay. She writes, This is awful. My family still thinks my cousin accidentally backed into my aunt's mailbox three years ago. It was me. I panicked because I was borrowing my mom's car and I saw my cousin get blamed for it, and I just stayed quiet. He paid for the whole thing. All right. I think it's fine that your cousin's covering for you. I just hope you thanked your cousin. Because, like, here's the thing. I mean, I've done stuff and you've taken blame for it, and vice versa, I've covered for you.

SPEAKER_06 16:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 16:41

But then behind closed doors, we go, thank you so much. What can I do to repay you? We call it chips.

SPEAKER_02 16:48

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 16:48

So, like, let's say security covers for me or does something, he like collects chips, and then every once in a while he'll go, Robin, I need to cash in my chips.

SPEAKER_03 16:58

Yeah, but you make the tiniest thing. All the chips.

SPEAKER_05 17:05

Okay, so this is how this works, right? So I just dropped my phone earlier.

SPEAKER_02 17:08

Security picked Susie. Okay, we hear you. We hear you, we see you.

SPEAKER_05 17:23

So wild. This is crazy. Should we ask for a sign? Like, should we do something like before this episode's over? Yeah, before the before the episode's over. Hold on, let me think of something. Okay, if on the phone when mom calls, okay, if she brings up Susie somehow, then Okay. That'd be crazy now.

SPEAKER_03 17:42

That would be a cuckoo. Yeah, all right.

SPEAKER_05 17:46

I have the Do you have the Willy's a little bit?

SPEAKER_03 17:48

Oh, very much. And what's good is if she doesn't, then we just cut this conversation out.

SPEAKER_05 17:52

Sit it out. Okay, so as we were saying with the chips, if I drop my phone and security picks it up for me, he's gaining like five chips, right? But let's just say in return, he drops his phone, he's like, Can you pick that up? I'll say, All right, but that's about 10,000 chips. You have to start back at zero.

SPEAKER_03 18:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 18:12

And that's how it works when one person's a brother and the other one's a sister.

SPEAKER_03 18:17

Though when I do ask, it's usually something big.

SPEAKER_05 18:20

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_03 18:21

It usually is huge.

SPEAKER_05 18:24

Yeah, usually it's I ran the car into a mailbox. Can you cover from that? All right, let's continue. Oh, last one. I told my boyfriend I loved the necklace he bought me for our anniversary. I hated it so much so that I quote unquote accidentally dropped it into the ocean during vacation. He still talks about how devastated I was. The only problem is with this, he may think you liked it so much that he may actually go out and buy another one of it. You know what you should do? You should say to him, I am so devastated about that piece of jewelry. Can we go together? Because I don't want a replacement. I want something a little different, but kind of like that. So that's why you could pick it out and it'd be something you like. There's this girl on TikTok who I actually like her content, but she was saying she doesn't like fancy jewelry, or she knows, she doesn't like expensive jewelry, but her husband's love language is gift giving. And he got her a very fancy bracelet. And she said to him, like, why'd you do that? Like, I told you I don't like expensive jewelry. And he's like, I know, but I wanted to give it to you. And you know what I find really interesting? I actually take issue with the husband. Because if you're if the woman is saying what I like is not that, but you like giving gifts, but that's not what she likes, then it's actually more for you than for her. I mean, in this case, the husband maybe didn't know that you would find it ugly. But anyway, this girl didn't keep it as a secret. She told the internet. All right, those were the email ones. We're gonna head over to Insta stories because I also put up a box. A lot of these are much shorter, so we'll we'll go through them faster. I'm 61 and haven't had sex in 14 years. I don't think security. I will not say who wrote this. Security. Oh my god. You know, I've been giving Dr. Piano Man like, you know, like just joking with him, being like, no strippers at your bachelor party. No, he does not want to strip at your bachelor party. So the other day I said to him, I said, you know, do you have anyone out that you can set security up with? He goes, Yeah, the stripper at the bachelor party. Okay. I slept with a married friend last week. Ooh, okay. Remember, these are secrets. We're not judge, we're not here to judge. We are not the jury or the judge here. We're the people at home judging. I slept with a married friend last week. Security. Okay, these are all written in by security. That's gonna make all these so funny.

SPEAKER_03 21:16

That these are all written by me. These are all written by me. Okay, okay. I wrote all these.

SPEAKER_05 21:21

I entered an old awful boss's oh. Oh, oh. This is a good one. I entered an old awful boss's work email into a bunch of porn sites. They entered their boss, like an old boss that they hated email into a bunch of porn sites so that he would get porn emails.

SPEAKER_03 21:47

Oh, like sign them up?

SPEAKER_05 21:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:49

Oh, that's funny.

SPEAKER_05 21:50

No, but it's even funny if it's from you because I'm your boss. Not sure it's a secret, just never told. I was married from twenty to twenty eight and then divorced with no kids. Then thirty got married, had three kids. Now I'm seventy three and never told the kids that I was married before. Should I? Never occurred to me to mention it. Ooh, so if you guys are following that, she was married, got divorced, got married again, and had kids. Now it's years later. She's 73. I'm assuming her kids are adults. Never told her kids that she was married before. You know what? I think you could if you wanted to, but I think this is also your life and your you could share what you want and what you don't want. I'm sure there's stuff in my parents' lives that they haven't told me, my brother's. I'm trying to think, if my mom said told me today as an adult that she was married before my dad, I'd be like, really? I'd be like, tell me more. Like I'd find it exciting. I wouldn't be upset by it. But if there's stuff that she's not told me, I would totally respect that. I'm assuming even with Dr. Piano Man, I just told him last night a story about when I was performing for the troops overseas. Like just a story he hadn't heard yet. So yeah, I I don't think there's it's a secret that she has to tell. But if you want to, I think I would think they would handle it well. But that's so crazy to think of your mom married before you're dumb. Okay. This is interesting. I imagine life as a celebrity. Well, me too, but I guess that's not a secret. Did you write this one? Every morning I wake up and go, what'd it be like if I was successful? I bet you a lot of people fantasize just about their lives, whether it's but you know what? It's also part of manifestation. Like I used to manifest this apartment. Like I used to manifest a big, like, two-bedroom with windows, and and it was a part of it was just daydreaming, but I also think it helped me get here. I used to, okay. I don't think a lot of people know this. When I came back from Paris, it was right after Paris boyfriend, I would do these like manifestation, what is it called? Like these audio tapes. It was like 10-minute, like where you would close your eyes and manifest. And I would do this one for love. And there was a track that I would listen to all the time, and it would you would have you envision walking in like a park holding a hand and like looking into the significant other's eyes and how you would feel and how you would be and all these things. And like fast forward, there are times now I will be walking with Dr. Piano Man, and I'm like, holy shit, that I should give it to you to do. I should try to find that tape because I really think it worked. Like, I think like I manifested Dr. Piano Man from those tapes. Because before then, I never manifested love. I always manifested career. And that was like the first time ever I was like trying to manifest love. And then poof, I'm engaged. My boyfriend from college is still in love with me after 40 years. We are both married. Alright. That's a good secret. Keep it as a secret. Don't tell your husband, and he shouldn't tell his wife. I think it's okay to have crushes. I think it's not okay for Dr. Fiatal Man to have crushes. I was gonna say, like, it's okay. But then I'm like, wait, if he had like a work crush, I would not be okay with that.

SPEAKER_03 25:33

Are you okay with celebrity crushes?

SPEAKER_05 25:35

Totally. Well, depends.

SPEAKER_03 25:37

Depends on who the celebrity is.

SPEAKER_05 25:39

Yeah, like I should not be allowed because I actually have a means to talk to them. But if it's like he has a cr let's say he had a crush on like whoever, you know, like he he's not he's not getting in contact with Kelly Clarkson. But like I could get in contact with like Mario Lopez. Yeah. Like if I told him I had a crush on Mario, he that's not okay because I've spoken to Mario. We have DMs, we have like we have a way of contacting each other. Yeah. I think it's okay to have crushes. Actually, but you can't help a crush, unless he's the one who has it, and then that's not okay. There's a double standard here, and that's fine by me. Okay. There's a small drone spy camera constantly following me, even from Germany to the States. Wait, there's a small drone spy camera constantly following me, even from Germany to the States.

SPEAKER_03 26:37

That's what we call troll robin.

SPEAKER_05 26:40

What?

SPEAKER_03 26:40

That's not real.

SPEAKER_05 26:42

What do you mean? That's what they wrote.

SPEAKER_03 26:43

I don't think it's real. Who who wrote it?

SPEAKER_05 26:46

I swore to secrecy.

SPEAKER_03 26:48

I bet I can name it. I bet I know who it is.

SPEAKER_05 26:51

You're what, you're thinking it's like Thomas or or or Ray? Yeah. No, it's a real person who's writing this.

SPEAKER_03 26:57

Really? Yeah. I highly doubt a spy drone is following them.

SPEAKER_05 27:03

This is their secret. Whether other people can see this drone, I'm not commenting, but this person sees the drone.

SPEAKER_03 27:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 27:14

Okay. Okay, we're not here to judge.

SPEAKER_03 27:17

Not here to judge.

unknown 27:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 27:19

When I lost my V card, I caught Gonneria, and my last name happens to be Garcia. So they called me Gonneria Garcia.

SPEAKER_03 27:30

But what's the secret?

SPEAKER_05 27:33

The people used to call her Gonerria Garcia.

SPEAKER_03 27:36

Okay, so the secret is that they called her that. So people now don't know. It's not that she got goneria.

SPEAKER_05 27:42

Clearly not, because that's what people called her. But why'd she tell people? Also, I'm saying she for everyone. Some of these may be he's.

SPEAKER_03 27:49

Oh.

SPEAKER_05 27:53

Last one. When I sleep next to my husband and he snores, I want to smother him. When I sleep next to my husband and he snores, I want to smother him with a pillow. Oh my god. Hilarious. All right. All of these secrets will be taken to the grave. I, Robin Shaw, swear to it. Your names will never be mentioned. I already forgot all those handles that I that I read. So your secret is safe with me. Thank you for submitting. This was so fun. I love hearing your secrets. Please, no one share my secret if you never meet Mario or the producer of Access Hollywood. Access Hollywood? Yeah, that's the name of the show.

SPEAKER_03 28:35

Show's canceled, doesn't it? Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 28:38

But I'm still friends with the producer.

SPEAKER_03 28:39

Oh.

SPEAKER_05 28:40

I like her a lot. Okay, but she's not the producer that we got the questions from.

SPEAKER_03 28:45

No.

SPEAKER_05 28:45

Yeah. I don't know that guy. We're safe. Okay. All right, guys. Let's call Mama Shaw for a producer shout outs and get some motherly advice.

SPEAKER_04 29:02

Come on.

SPEAKER_05 29:03

Hi, how are you?

SPEAKER_04 29:06

Well, it stopped raining for a while. All right. Yes. I'll take it.

SPEAKER_05 29:12

Yeah. All right, you ready?

SPEAKER_04 29:15

Okay, let me just open up to my notes.

SPEAKER_05 29:23

Any time now, mother.

SPEAKER_04 29:25

Okay, okay. So I've been thinking about it.

SPEAKER_05 29:30

Okay, well, mom, mom.

SPEAKER_04 29:32

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 29:33

Oh, there's a lot of like Really?

SPEAKER_04 29:39

I'm sorry. Well, now you have something to edit out. Other than my advice.

SPEAKER_05 29:53

Oh my God, so we're a single time mom pause. Okay, so you guys don't know this, but last week's episode, Mama Shaw gave advice on house hunting, and she gave like six pieces of advice. It was really long. So I cut it down to the two best parts of it. She called me when the episode aired. She goes, Robin. And I said, Yeah, she goes, it was a great episode. What happened to my segment? And I said, What do you mean? She's like, You cut it all out. Mom, you always tell me edit it to make you look good.

SPEAKER_04 30:29

Right.

SPEAKER_05 30:34

I got some of the fluff.

SPEAKER_04 30:36

Okay. Let's get on to this week's advice.

SPEAKER_05 30:39

Okay, well, first off, let's do one of the producer shout outs.

SPEAKER_04 30:43

Oh, right. I forgot. We want to thank all the Patreons, and I want to give a shout-out to those in the producer tier. We have Susan Santoro, Veronica and Deanna, Tamar Fix, and Dr. Piano Man. And I just want to thank all the Patreons for supporting Robin and the arts.

SPEAKER_05 31:07

And so it's really cool. This airs Thursday. So I just realized we we just last night did our producer open rehearsal where all the producers get to sit in on a rehearsal with me and Dr. Piano Man.

SPEAKER_04 31:19

Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_05 31:20

Yeah, so that's exciting. Yes, thank you to all of our Patreons. We are so, so grateful for you guys. And to our producers, we couldn't do it without you. Right. All right. Thank you. And now our motherly advice.

SPEAKER_04 31:36

Well, what is it? I was thinking about secrets. And then the one thing that you have to acknowledge is it your secret or is it somebody else's secret? If it's somebody else's secret, then you shouldn't tell it. Because if it's somebody else's secret, then really all you're doing is gossiping. You should that's because then you're betraying somebody's trust. But on the other hand, if it is your secret, then you have the ability, you know, it's being that it's yours, you can decide if you want to tell it to one person, many people, nobody, everybody. I mean, if it's your secret, then you have to decide how you want to handle it. Right.

SPEAKER_05 32:26

But if it's someone else's.

SPEAKER_04 32:28

Right. Then you should respect it and keep it.

SPEAKER_05 32:32

Mm-hmm. All right. So that's good advice. If it's not your secret, shut your mouth.

SPEAKER_04 32:37

Right, because then it's gossip.

SPEAKER_05 32:39

Yes. Although if you got good gossip, come sip come sit by us.

SPEAKER_04 32:45

You know, daddy one time made a t-shirt for a group of us. If you have nothing nice to say about anyone, come sit by us and talk.

SPEAKER_05 32:55

That's funny. That's funny. Um, who do you tell your secrets to?

SPEAKER_04 33:00

I guess daddy.

SPEAKER_05 33:01

All right, so it's a daddy, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:05

My mother. She was a good person to talk to because she was very sympathetic and non-judgmental. Well, for me she wasn't.

SPEAKER_05 33:20

Actually, she was pretty judgmental.

unknown 33:24

What?

SPEAKER_05 33:26

She was a little judgmental. But um I tell my secret I tell my secrets to everyone. Like, like I know. I have like almost all my secrets are ha are known by at least 10 people. But to your point, I don't tell other people's secrets. Like, security, you pretty much trust me with your secrets, right?

SPEAKER_03 33:52

Yeah, you don't remember them.

SPEAKER_05 33:54

But like my mom, you confide in me all the time, right?

SPEAKER_04 33:58

Yes, yes. But what I'm just saying, you say that you tell 10 people, you now 500 people know. How many followers do you have?

SPEAKER_05 34:08

I know, I know. Like, even recently, I did an instant story, and I'm like, okay, guys, I'm not supposed to say what cities I'm coming to for the tour, but I'm going to. So all right. I love you.

SPEAKER_04 34:20

I love you too. And I love all the Patreons and everyone listening and watching.

SPEAKER_05 34:26

All right, love you.

SPEAKER_04 34:28

Love you.

SPEAKER_05 34:29

Bye. Bye. Okay, so it's grandma.

SPEAKER_03 34:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 34:32

Okay. I I that question I wasn't feeding her. I was, I was really curious who she tells her secret to. I didn't think she would say someone who's already dead.

SPEAKER_03 34:37

I forgot. I already forgot about it.

SPEAKER_05 34:42

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